The Blessed Sinéad O’Connor?
Last Friday night, the same team who were in action the previous Tuesday turned up in Brickens, Co Mayo, for a quiz which turned into a most unintentionally entertaining evening.
For a start, the night was in aid of the local grotto. Now, as quizzers, we’ve been around and seen a few things but this cause was a first for all of us. Apparently, the local parish have just constructed a grotto in the grounds of their church. This quiz was presumably to raise funds to repay the (surely not very large) costs of its construction.
The quiz was true to its principals, featuring several questions on the bible and one phrased thusly:
“Which lady has had more statues contructed in her honour that any other?”
We scored a point on that one, in spite of the fact that our answer, Mary, wasn’t technically the same as the one the quiz master called out: “The Blessed Virgin”!
Speaking of the quiz master, he struggled all night with the power of the microphone. Most of the time you couldn’t hear him very clearly but at least you could figure out what he was saying. On two occasions though, the microphone failed entirely and a substitute piece of equipment had to be found! To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, once was unfortunate, twice… you can fill in the rest yourself.
The quiz featured eight rounds of 10 questions and a picture round of 12. When the final scores were announced we were surprised to find ourselves out of the places on 77 points, eight behind the winners. This didn’t seem right to us but we weren’t sure, the poor sound quality during the night leading to a situation where at least four answers hadn’t been heard by anyone on our table. Still, we thought we were somewhere in the mid-80s.
So, up I ventured, wondering if I could have a look at the score sheet. I quickly added up our scores and found that we had actually scored 87 points. The scorekeeper had simply failed to carry the ten somewhere.
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