They didn’t suit you

Actual answers given to Larry Gogan on the Just a Minute Quiz*

  1. Something a blind man might use? A sword
  2. A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
  3. Name the Capital of France? F
  4. Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
  5. Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
  6. Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
  7. What is Hitlers first name? Heil
  8. As happy as…. (Larry gave a hint: “think of my name”) A pig in shit
  9. Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde
  10. A dangerous race? The Arabs
  11. Something that floats in a bath? Water
  12. An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
  13. Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair
  14. A famous Royal? Mail
  15. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine? A bicycle with wings
  16. A famous bridge? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
  17. Something a cat does? Goes to the toilet
  18. Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate
  19. A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on
  20. Something associated with pigs? The Police
  21. A sign of the Zodiac? April
  22. Something people might be allergic to? Skiing
  23. Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
  24. Something you put on walls? A roof
  25. Something slippery ? A con-man
  26. A kind of ache? A fillet of fish
  27. Name a star followed by travelers? Joe Dolan
  28. A Jacket Potato topping? Jam
  29. A food that can be brown or white ? A potato
  30. A famous Scotsman? Jock
  31. A famous Scotsman? Vinnie Jones
  32. Something you open, other than a door? Your bowels
  33. A mint named after a Grand Prix commentator (Larry’s hint: “you suck them”) Dickie Davis

* Funny, to be sure, but as Larry told us here, they’re not true.

(Maybe this blog could become the new snopes.com? :-))